{"product_id":"thee-oh-sees-face-stabber-colored-vinyl-vinyl-2lp","title":"Thee Oh Sees: Face Stabber (Colored Vinyl) Vinyl 2LP","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"Hey there, human kids,\u003cbr\u003eLift your face out of the feed trough and pluck that feculence from your ears. Hark! A sonar blip from beneath the pile of bodies. Boop, blip ughhh….\u003cbr\u003ePeople churning like a boiling swamp. Man, this din is nauseating.\u003cbr\u003eThe screen flickers for the first time this year with a transmission from two months in the future:\u003cbr\u003e'the internet has deemed guitar music dead and you are free to do whatever the fuck you like ….long live the new flesh!'\u003cbr\u003eThis album is Soundcloud hip-hop reversed, a far flung nemesis of contemporary country and flaccid algorithmic pop-barf.\u003cbr\u003eNo songs about money or love are floating in the ether.\u003cbr\u003eJust memories, echoes, foggy blurs\u003cbr\u003eBlip-blop goes the scope\u003cbr\u003eHeavy funk\u003cbr\u003eDystopia-punk canons\u003cbr\u003eLonnnnng jams\u003cbr\u003eBloated solos dribbling down your caved-in chest.\u003cbr\u003eHuman cattle like a beef avalanche, right on your burned out face hole.\u003cbr\u003eSpider legs fuzz crawling in your brain.\u003cbr\u003eLots of curse words for your mom.\u003cbr\u003eYou’ve gotten the over-population blues, so let’s have some art for art’s sake.\u003cbr\u003eWhat else are you gonna do?\u003cbr\u003eStare at the sky? Please…\u003cbr\u003e50 carbon copies of you look back at you as you walk the streets.\u003cbr\u003eTake a breath, you’re going to need it.\u003cbr\u003eTake drugs, you’re going to need those just to stand in line at the air and water reclamation center soon enough.\u003cbr\u003eThere’s no fruit, buddy.\u003cbr\u003eYou’re at the bleak-peak.\u003cbr\u003eThey will squeeze you till you’re all squeezed out.\u003cbr\u003eFor fans of fried prog burn out, squished old-school drool, double drums, lead weight bass, wizard keys (now with poison), old-ass guitar and horrible words with daft meanings.\u003cbr\u003eIf you don’t like it then don’t listen, bub.\u003cbr\u003eBack to the comments section with you!\u003cbr\u003eEasy\u003cbr\u003eOver and out\u003cbr\u003eIt’s out on Castle-Face Records August 16th.\"\u003cbr\u003e- John Dwyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2019 full-length from John Dwyer's \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.turntablelab.com\/search?type=article,page,product\u0026amp;q=Oh+Sees\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer nofollow\"\u003eOh Sees\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecolored double vinyl pressing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ehoused in gatefold jacket w\/ printed inner sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003elimited edition\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003emusic label: Castle Face 2019\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Thee Oh Sees","offers":[{"title":"Splatter Colored Vinyl 2LP","offer_id":48501444346027,"sku":"lp-13637","price":27.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Colored Vinyl 2LP","offer_id":48501444378795,"sku":"lp-13637a","price":27.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0801\/5282\/1931\/files\/theeohsees-facestabber-coloredvinyl-1.jpg?v=1793628734","url":"https:\/\/shopdelviro.shop\/products\/thee-oh-sees-face-stabber-colored-vinyl-vinyl-2lp","provider":"Avermont","version":"1.0","type":"link"}